Wearing them makes you look smarter! Greatly lowers stats, but adds a survival point bonus.
Obtained by: Completing all A challenges as the Goat.
| Stats Added When Worn | |
|---|---|
| Life | 0 |
| Attack | -30 |
| Defense | -3 |
| Stamina | -20 |
| Hunger | -20 |
| Speed | 0 |
| Price in Store | |
| 73,000 | |
| Durability | |
| 40 | |
Notes: Cannot be equipped by the Office Worker.